Funny Love Quotes and Sayings

We hope you will enjoy our funny love quotes collection. Some of these quotes may be sad, sweet and cute. These love quotes are especially for teens..

For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.
- David Letterman

Love your enemies. It really pisses them off.

Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
- Pauline Thomason

The bravest thing that men do is love women.
- Mort Sahl

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
- Mother Teresa

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
- Helen Rowland

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
- George Bernard Shaw

To infinite, ever present Love, all is Love,
and there is no error, no sin sickness, nor death.
- Mary Baker Eddy